Archive for the ‘Halloween’ Category
I vant to vish you a Happy Halloveen!
Avon is having free s & h on any order, today only, with code GHOULS. AVON – Home If youwear any of their scents (I don’t, but might try), gift sets on sale for great prices.
My daughter loves a French Press. This one looks like a bargain to me. Unbreakable and dishwasher safe, for $12.99 (+ s & h)
My friend, Evil Betsy, sent me these for Halloween. Those who know me, know my other screen name is Une Vampyr, and these just warmed my heart. Enjoy!
The Wittiest Halloween Jokes, Riddles, and Puns
We fear vampires, and vampires fear . . . tooth decay (!).
What happened to the guy who couldn’t keep up payments to his exorcist? He got repossessed.
What is a vampire’s favorite holiday? Fangsgiving.
What is a vampire’s favorite sport? Casketball.
What kind of streets do zombies like the best? Dead ends.
Who did Frankenstein take to the prom? His ghoul friend.
Why did the skeleton cross the road? To go to the body shop.
When does a skeleton laugh? When something tickles his funny bone.
What did the skeleton say to the bartender? I’ll have two beers and a mop. [This is one of my very favorites—such a considerate skeleton!]
Where does Count Dracula usually eat his lunch? At the casketeria.
Who does Dracula get letters from? His fang club.
What has webbed feet, feathers, fangs and goes quack-quack? Count Duckula.What do you call two spiders that just got married? Newlywebbed.