Since BBK seems to have found a new home, I’ve been pretty lonely. Today I got a call from someone I’d left a message with, about a kitten. I’m not sure if I’m getting the kitten yet, but if I do, you can be sure I’ll keep you updated, and inundated with pictures. Probably more important, I made a new friend (I hope). We spent over 2 hours onthe phone talking about everything, and I learned a ot from her. Most pleasant afternoon I’ve had for a while. I really do hope we keep in touch, Kitty or no.
I know I’ve mentined Shoes on a Shoestring before, but they are now having a 25% off sale. I’m seriously contemplating a pair of gladiator sandals. Unfortunately yellow tag items don’t get the discount.
But, there was a problem:
Everything the princess touched would melt.
No matter what;
Anything she touched would melt.
Because of this, men were afraid of her. Nobody would dare marry her.
The king despaired. What could he do to help his daughter?
He consulted his wizards and magicians. One wizard told the king,
‘If your daughter touches one thing that does not melt in her hands, she will be cured.’
The king was overjoyed and came up with a plan.
The next day, he held a competition. Any man that could bring his daughter an object that would not melt would marry her and inherit the king’s wealth..
The second prince brought diamonds. He thought diamonds are the hardest substance in the world and would not melt. But alas, Once the princess touched them, they melted. He too was sent away disappointed.
She felt something hard. She held it in her hand.
And it did not melt!!!
The king was overjoyed. Everybody in the kingdom was overjoyed.
And the third prince married the princess and they both lived happily ever after.
Question: What was in the prince’s pants?
(Scroll down for the answer)
They melt in your mouth, not in your hand.
What were you thinking??